Between the Prose

An ordinary girl doing ordinary stuff.

Bathtub Legacy December 21, 2008

Filed under: Geekery, Holidailies, Mundanity — Wendy @ 11:54 pm

I’ve had no dinner today.  I kept busy from early morning until now, and I’m hungry and too tired to do anything about it.

Today was an exercise in working with my hands.  I wrote out nearly 3 dozen Christmas cards, wrapped gifts for the nieces and nephews, and attempted a homemade amaretto recipe that, when done well, kicks any other amaretto out of the bar on its bottle cap.  My first attempt was not as successful as I would have hoped, based on the simplicity of the recipe, but there are so many subtle flavor factors that could affect the final product that I can’t complain.  The taste was good but strong, but then that’s half the fun of making your own fancy hooch.

I like to think of it as taking up my legacy.  My great-great grandmother was Al Capone’s local supplier of bathtub gin (she also knew Elliott Ness) and maybe she’s smiling as I bottle my alcoholic concoction.  Maybe she’s too drunk and happy to care.  I can think of worse ways to be for eternity.

Tomorrow will see the beginnings of Amaretto: The Sequel as I attempt another batch in hopes that I’ll get my ingredients just right this time.  I plan to give bottles of the liqueur as Christmas gifts to my aunts and uncles, since nothing says “family” like seeing your older relatives three sheet to the wind.

 

I Blame My Hardy Peasant Stock December 12, 2008

Filed under: Geekery, Holidailies — Wendy @ 11:56 pm

The work week is bad enough, but when Friday night is just as frustrating, I give up.

I’ve been working on a sewing project for about a week now in the evenings, mostly prep work and the like. I’ve had problems with the pattern and the fabric, and I finally felt like I was making progress tonight. Everything was cut out and marked, I was able to baste the main pieces together, and I was ready to work on fitting. I put the shell on, and found that even though I used the largest size on the pattern, I can’t fit my enormous hips and belly into it.

I don’t know whether I’m more upset about the time and money I’ve wasted, that the pattern lied about measurements and fabric requirements, or that I’m apparently a lardass.

 

Strange and Wonderful December 10, 2008

Filed under: Geekery, Holidailies, Navel-Gazing — Wendy @ 11:43 pm

I get along with people fairly well.  I can usually find common ground with just about anyone, and it doesn’t take much for me to like people.  That being said, I find it very difficult to make friends.

My definition of friendship is not like most people’s.  Without making it sound too terribly corny, acquaintances are the rule and friends are the exception.  Friendship is, in a way, sacred.  For me, it ties in closely to names; they’re very personal things and I don’t use anyone’s name lightly.  I’m more apt to just talk to someone and never address them at all until I feel close enough to them to actually use their name.  I do realize this makes me a bit odd, but that’s the way I am.  While I’m friendly with a lot of people, I don’t really consider them friends until I feel some sort of connection, and that usually takes me quite some time.  Months, years even.

The reason this has been so prominent in my thoughts is because for the first time in 5 years or so, I find myself making friends again.  I’m finding people with shared interests, and while these interests are bringing up together, they’re only a jumping-off point.  I’m making plans to meet and talk and have fun outside of our common circle, and its exciting and pleasant and even a bit surreal.  It’s also a bit of a self-esteem booster to find people who imply that I’m interesting and likable and fun to be around.  Friends are good things.  I’m not used to good things happenening to me.

It is a good thing since none of ym friends are here, because I stink.  Yay dancing!

 

How To Eat A Pomegranate December 9, 2008

Filed under: Geekery, Holidailies, Mundanity — Wendy @ 11:23 pm

I wholly admit that I am recycling this post, but for a good reason. I had the joy of digging into my first pomegranate of the season last night, and that whole process brings me back to when I had no idea of what a pomegranate even was, let alone how to eat it. At the time, there were no how-to’s available online to explain how to eat the mythological fruit, and so I wrote my own after a little trial and error.  Until I took down my old site, this post was the #1 Google search for “How to eat a pomegranate”.  I think that’s pretty cool.

First, find a pomegranate that is dark in color, heavy for its size and blemish-free. With a sharp knife (a small paring knife will do fine), score the outer skin of the fruit into quarters – running from “crown” to bottom and up again – being careful not to cut all the way into the seed chambers. The skin layer is thick but soft, so this is easy.

Next, use the paring knife to cut out the crown, similar to cutting the top off a jack-o-lantern, so the crown comes out roughly cone-shaped. You should be able to see some of the bright red seeds at this point.

I recommend wearing a dark-colored shirt or old clothing you don’t mind getting stained for this next step, at least until you get used to it.* Placing your thumbs into the hole where the crown used to be, gently force the pomegranate apart. It should separate itself roughly along the lines you scored with the knife earlier. You will see the seeds (about the size of your pinky-fingernail) nestled in a honeycomb-like whitish skin. Gently nudge the seeds out of the honeycomb with your fingers (or you can use a spoon) and eat!

The pomegranate seeds will be somewhat rigid, so you don’t have to worry about “popping” them except with a lot of pressure. They should be deep red and appear faceted, somewhat like a rough-cut ruby. If they look pale or brownish, simply discard those individual seeds. You can eat the entire seed whole (there is a small, hard seed in the center of each red “gem”, but it’s easier to eat than a grape seed), or you can bite down and scrape the outer red layer off the seed core, and discard the seed. I prefer to crunch them whole.

If you can’t finish your pomegranate in one sitting, it will keep rather well in the refrigerator for a time. Experiment, find what method is right for you, and watch out for the pomegranate addiction that will likely form shortly after you taste one. Most of all, enjoy!

*Please note: Pomegranate juice does stain! But I have found that a good, long soak in a washer filled with detergent and OxyClean will get pomegranate juice out of even a white linen shirt. Be careful, and please don’t try your first pomegranate on good furniture or anything which can not be quickly and easily wiped down. Once you have the technique down it’s much easier to avoid splattering, but the first few times it pays to be careful.

Pomegranate innards

Pomegranate innards